Diarrhea Lyrics

Diarrhea lyrics

1. I KNOW IT'S GETTING LATE  

AND I KNOW WE HAD A DATE LUCIA 

I HATE TO MAKE YOU WAIT  

CAUSE IT WOULD BE SO GREAT TO SEE YA 

TEARS FALL FROM MY EYES  

AND I MUST APOLOGIZE LUCIA 

I’LL HAVE TO STAY AT HOME  

SO I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE 

CAUSE I'M STUCK HERE ON THE THRONE  

WITH DIARRHEA 

I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY GAS 

SO I WENT AND LET ONE PASS 

THEN I STOOD THERE IN A TRANCE 

AS I FILLED MY BRAND NEW PANTS 



2. MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME SOUP  

BUT IT ONLY MADE ME POOP LUCIA 

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ATE  

BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE A GREAT IDEA 

YOU KNOW IT REALLY HURTS  

WHEN YOU GOT THE HERSHEY SQUIRTS LUCIA 

THERE'S NO PAPER TO BE SEEN  

SO I USED PEOPLE MAGAZINE 

AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SCREAM  

DIARRHEA 



I LOVE YOU DEAR WITH ALL MY HEART 

BUT I CAN'T GO OUT WITH LIQUID FARTS 

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE 

IF ONLY I COULD CONSTIPATE 



3. I KNOW YOU GOT THE HOTS  

BUT I REALLY GOT THE TROTS LUCIA 

THERE'S NO NEED TO SCREAM AND SHOUT 

CAUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO OUT I GUARANTEE YA 

I KNOW YOU NEED YOUR MAN  

SO I CAME UP WITH A PLAN LUCIA 

I’LL TAKE A CORK AND SUPER GLUE  

POUND IT IN THERE WITH MY SHOE 

AND THEN I’LL BE ALL THROUGH 

WITH DIARRHEA