Da Couch Dat Burps Lyrics

Da Couch Dat Burps lyrics

1. I CAN’T FORGET THE NIGHT WE MET  

YOU WERE SUCH A HUNK 

YOU TOOK ME TO YOUR UNCLE'S CAMP  

AND WE GOT REALLY DRUNK 

I ASKED YOU FOR SOME FOREPLAY  

YOU WENT AND GOT THE CARDS 

YOU SAID LETS PLAY 15-2  

THAT FOREPLAY SOUNDS TOO HARD 

2. I DRAGGED YOU TO THE SAUNA  

I TRIED TO PRIME YOUR PUMP 

YOU PASSED OUT UPON THE BENCH  

AND LAID THERE LIKE A STUMP 

I BEAT YOU WITH SOME CEDAR BOUGHS  

I TRIED TO GET YOU HOT 

YOU GOT ALL EXCITED  

AND WENT OFF LIKE A SHOT 



CHORUS: 

I'M MARRIED TO A COUCH DAT BURPS  

AND TALKS TO THE TV 

THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK ME OUT  

WAS 1963 

SHOULDA LISTENED TO MY MA  

AND MARRIED SOME OLD FART 

ONE WITH LOTS OF MONEY  

AND TROUBLE WITH HIS HEART 



3. I WENT TO DR. TOBIN  

CAUSE I WAS GAINING WEIGHT 

HE SAID I SHOULD HAVE CROSSED MY LEGS  

CAUSE I WAS THREE MONTHS LATE 

IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THOSE MAKI BOYS  

FROM DOWN IN ISHPEMING 

THEY DIDN'T TAKE NO CHANCES  

THEY USED THOSE RUBBER THINGS 



4. YOU WENT DOWN TO GREEN BAY  

WITH YOUR BUDDY BOB 

ALL YOU DID WAS GUZZLE BEER  

AND DIDN'T FIND A JOB 

I COULDN'T WAIT TILL YOU GOT HOME  

YOU HAD TO MARRY ME 

NOW I'M MARRIED TO A COUCH DAT BURPS  

AND TALKS TO THE TV 



(REPEAT CHORUS)