Cowpie Song Lyrics

Cowpie Song lyrics

1. I WAKE UP FACE DOWN IN THE COW PIES  

IN A FIELD NEAR 41 

SOME TOURIST TAKES MY PICTURE  

AS I BLEACH HERE IN THE SUN 

THE FLIES ARE BUZZING ROUND ME  

AND THE CARS ARE WHIZZING BY 

A COW IS NIBBLING ON MY EAR  

AND DROOLING IN MY EYE 

I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE  

I THINK I MUSTA WALKED 

CAUSE I DON'T SEE THE CHEVY  

AND THERE'S HOLES IN BOTH MY SOCKS 

CHORUS: 

I LOVE TO GO WHERE THE COW PIES GROW  

AND SMELL THAT DAIRY AIR 

AND PARTY IN MILWAUKEE  

CAUSE THE BEER TASTES BETTER THERE 

BEER AND BRATS AND A BREWERS GAME  

ITS A PARTY NIGHT AND DAY 

NOW I'M WALKING ACROSS WISCONSIN  

TRYING TO FIND MY CHEVROLET 



2. IT MUSTA BEEN SOME PARTY  

I MUSTA HAD A BLAST 

THERE'S BEER STAINS ON MY UNDIES  

AND MY NOSE IS IN A CAST 

I MET THIS GIRL FROM WAUSAU  

WE DANCED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT 

SHE COULDN'T KISS OR DANCE TOO GOOD  

BUT SHE COULD DRINK AND FIGHT 

SHE TOOK ME TO A PARTY  

WE POLISHED OFF A CASE 

BUT WHEN I TRIED TO MAKE MY MOVE  

SHE PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE 



(REPEAT CHORUS) 



3. WE ALL WENT TO A BREWERS GAME  

I THINK THE CREW WAS WINNING 

I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD  

UNTIL THE SEVENTH INNING 

IT MUSTA BEEN SOME BREWERS FANS  

THAT POURED ME IN MY CAR 

THEN SOMEONE TOOK MY KEYS AWAY  

AND DROVE ME TO A BAR 

I SANG THEM SOME YOOPER SONGS  

EVERYBODY BOUGHT ME BEERS 

I WENT LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM  

AND I WOKE UP LYING HERE 



(REPEAT CHORUS)