Christmas Time At My House Lyrics

Christmas Time At My House lyrics

1. LUTEFISK BOILING ON DA STOVE  

ITALIANS AT THE DOOR 

THEY SPILL A PAN OF MEATBALLS 

ALL OVER MARTHA'S FLOOR 

UNCLE HEIKKI SLIPS ON THEM  

AND STARTS A GREAT BIG FIGHT 

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AT MY HOUSE 

IT'S GONNA BE SOME NIGHT 

2. THE KIDS ARE ON A SUGAR BUZZ 

THEY JUST WON'T GO TO BED 

THEY GOT THE LATEST VIDEO GAMES  

DANCING IN THEIR HEADS 

THEY SPOTTED UNCLE BRUNO 

SNOOZING NEXT TO ME 

THEY POPPED OUT HIS FALSE TEETH 

AND HUNG 'EM ON THE TREE 



CHORUS: 

CHRISTMAS TIME FOOD AND WINE 

FAMILY FRIEND AND FOE 

WE CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY 

BY SPENDING ALL OUR DOUGH 

NOW WERE BROKE AND HAPPY 

AND FULL OF CHRISTMAS CHEER 

IT'S JUST TO BAD THAT CHRISTMAS TIME  

COMES ONLY ONCE A YEAR 



3. THE MOTHER-IN-LAWS BEEN DRINKING 

FROM A JUG OF DAGO RED 

SHE'S DANCING ON THE TABLE 

WITH HER BLOOMERS ON HER HEAD 

THE MINISTERS ON THE ORGAN 

PLAYING ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK 

HE TRIES TO GIVE A SERMON BUT 

HE'S JUST TO DRUNK TO TALK 



4. THE BROTHER-IN-LAW PLAYS SANTA CLAUSE 

HE'S DIGGING IN HIS SACK 

THE KIDS ARE SHOVING NICKELS 

DOWN HIS BIG BUTT CRACK 

HE JUMPS UP TO CHASE THEM 

AND HIS PANTS FALL TO HIS KNEES 

HE TRIPS ON UNCLE BRUNO  

AND HE TOTALS OUT THE TREE 



(REPEAT CHORUS)