Chiquito Wars Lyrics

Chiquito Wars lyrics

1. A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH 

SEVEN DAYS LATER THE CHIQUITOS HATCHED 

THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN 

THEY TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WINDOW SCREEN 

THEY SUCKED ALL THE JUICE FROM A RASPBERRY PIE 

THEY CAUGHT UP WITH THE BEAGLE AND THEY SUCKED HIM DRY 

THEY TOOK A FEW PINTS FROM ME AND MY MOTHER 

THEN THEY FLEW AWAY WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER 

CHORUS: 

WHAT'S THAT NOISE COMING OUT OF THE BLUE 

LIKE A SQUADRON OF B-52’S 

IT’S A FLOCK OF CHIQUITOS AND THEY’RE FLYING LOW 

DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WHEREVER THEY GO 

GRAB THE KIDS AND HIDE ALL THE PETS 

GET OUT THE GUNS AND THE CHIQUITO NETS 

BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND SANDBAG THE DOORS 

WE GOTTA GET READY GET READY FOR WAR 



2. I LOVE TO HUNT CHIQUITOS ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT 

CRUISING THE BUSH ROADS AND SHINING THE LIGHT 

I WAIT TILL THEY LAND AND THEN I SHOOT MY GUN 

I DON’T NEED THE MEAT I JUST HUNT FOR FUN 

I BAGGED ME A TROPHY JUST LAST WEEK 

WITH A FIVE FOOT WINGSPAN AND A SIX FOOT BEAK 

I SHOT THAT SUCKER IN SELF DEFENSE 

HE WAS CHEWING A HOLE IN MY CHAIN LINK FENCE 

TWO CHIQUITOS KNOCKED ME DOWN 

I PLAYED DEAD AND I LAID ON THE GROUND 

I RAN FOR THE HOUSE WHEN I HEARD ONE SAY 

“SHOULD WE EAT HIM HERE OR FLY HIM AWAY� 

THEY DRILLED THROUGH THE ROOF WAY UP BY THE PEAK 

I GRABBED A HAMMER AND I BENT IN THEIR BEAKS 

THEY LIFTED THE ROOF AND THEY FLEW IT AWAY 

I FOUND MY SHINGLES IN SHELTER BAY 



(REPEAT CHORUS)