Bingo Fever Lyrics

Bingo Fever lyrics

1. YOU'RE JUST LIKE A STRANGER  

WHEN YOU'RE IN A BINGO TRANCE 

THE KIDS DON'T EVEN  

KNOW YOU ANYMORE 

WITH YOUR BINGO BAG AND DAUBER  

AND YOUR LUCKY BINGO PANTS 

YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER  

GOING OFF TO WAR 

2. YOU BEG THE KIDS FOR MONEY  

BUT THEY HIDE THEIR PIGGY BANKS 

YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY UNCLE  

WHEN HE NEEDS A DRINK 

YOU'RE MUMBLING AND YOU'RE SWEATING  

AND YOU GOT THE BINGO SHAKES 

I THINK ITS TIME TO  

SEE A BINGO SHRINK 



YOU USED TO GO TO BINGO  

ONLY ONCE A WEEK 

THEN YOU GOT THE FEVER 

NOW YOU'RE A BINGO FREAK 



CHORUS: 

YOU PLAY BINGO UP IN LANSE  

WITH YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR AUNTS 

AND YOU TELL ME THAT ITS  

ONLY RECREATION 

BUT YOU ALWAYS GET SO HOT  

WHEN YOU HAVE TO SPLIT THE POT 

THEY HAVE TO KICK YOU  

OFF THE RESERVATION 



3. I REMEMBER ON OUR HONEYMOON  

I DIDN'T SLEEP AT ALL 

CAUSE YOU KEPT YELLING  

BINGO IN YOUR SLEEP 

YOU DRAGGED ME OUT OF BED  

AND THREW ME UP AGAINST THE WALL 

AND SAID “YOU BETTER CALL  

1-17 YOU CREEP� 



4. THEN THERE WAS THAT OTHER TIME  

DOWN AT THE LEGION HALL 

REMEMBER THAT OLE’ LADY  

THAT YOU CLOBBERED 

YOU WERE PLAYING 50 CARDS  

AND SHE WAS PLAYING ONE 

SHE YELLED BINGO AND YOU  

STABBED HER WITH YOUR DAUBER 



YOU USED TO GO TO BINGO  

TO PLAY IT JUST FOR KICKS 

NOW YOU'RE A BINGO JUNKIE  

AND YOU NEED A BINGO FIX 



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5. NOW HERE YOU ARE JUST SITTING 

IN THIS MARQUETTE COUNTY JAIL 

FOR BEATING UP THAT  

POOR OLD BINGO CALLER 

YOU SAID THAT GUMMER RIGGED THE GAME 

HE WOULDN'T LET YOU WIN 

HE PRETENDED THAT HE  

DIDN'T HEAR YOU HOLLER 

YOU TRIED TO KICK THE HABIT  

BUT IT DROVE YOU UP THE WALL 

SO YOU SNUCK OUT WITH YOUR BINGO BUDDIES  

UP TO THE BINGO HALL 



(REPEAT CHORUS)