Beer Gut Lyrics

Beer Gut lyrics

1. MY UNCLE HAD A BEER GUT  

THAT WEIGHED TWO HUNDRED POUNDS 

HE USED A WHEELBARROW  

TO HAUL IT INTO TOWN 

THEY TREAT HIM LIKE A KING 

WHEN HE WALKS INTO WOODY’S BAR 

HIS BEER GUT PAYS FOR LIGHTS AND HEAT 

AND WOODY’S BRAND NEW CAR 

2. NUDSIE GOT A BEER GUT  

THAT GETS BIGGER EVERY YEAR 

SINCE NUDSIE GAVE UP LIFTING WEIGHTS  

AND STARTING HOISTING BEERS 

HE WAS LYING ON THE BEACH ONE DAY  

THE SUN KEPT GETTING HOTTER 

SOME SAVE THE WHALE FREAKS CAME  

AND DRAGGED HIM BACK INTO THE WATER 



CHORUS: 

BEER GUTS OF AMERICA  

STAND UP IF YOU CAN 

STICK OUT YOUR BIG BEER GUT  

AND HOIST A COOL ONE IN YOUR HAND 

YOUR BEER GUT IS YOUR BUDDY  

ITS A FRIEND WHO'S ALWAYS NEAR 

AND ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO DO  

IS FEED IT LOTS OF BEER 



3. MUNGO DRANK A PONY KEG  

AT DROOPY AHO’S WEDDING 

HIS EYES WENT ROLLING ROUND AND ROUND  

AND THEN HE STARTED SWEATING 

HE TRIPPED ON DUCK AND FUZZ  

'CAUSE THEY WERE PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR 

HE LANDED ON HIS BEER GUT  

AND HE BOUNCED RIGHT OUT THE DOOR 



4. I TOOK MY DATE INTO THE SAUNA  

AND ON THE BENCH WE SAT 

SHE POINTED AND SHE SAID  

“I NEVER SEEN ONE BIG AS THAT" 

SHE HELD IT AND SHE STROKED IT  

AND SHE TOLD ME WITH A SMILE 

BODY BUILDERS MAKE ME SICK  

BUT BEER GUTS DRIVE ME WILD 



(REPEAT CHORUS)