A Yooper Wedding Reception Lyrics

A Yooper Wedding Reception lyrics

1. NUDSIE MARRIED A CHATHAM GIRL 

CAUSE SHE WAS STARTING TO SHOW 

THAT BOY SHOULD HAVE USED A CONDOM 

BUT HE JUST DIDN’T HAVE THE DOUGH 

I WOULDN’T MISS THIS FOR A MILLION BUCKS 

CAUSE ALL THE CRAZIES ARE HERE 

THEY COME TO EAT UP ALL THE FOOD 

AND DRINK UP ALL THE BEER 

2. THERE’S TABLES FULL OF TUNA SALAD 

AND LOTS OF HAM AND ROLLS 

THERE’S 17 KINDS OF JELLO 

WITH A NAME ON EVERY BOWL 

THERE’S COUSIN JACKS FROM CALUMET 

AND FINNS FROM OVER IN ROCK 

THE RELATIVES FROM CHICAGO 

ARE DANCING OUTTA THEIR SOCKS 



CHORUS: 

ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION 

THE PARTY IS GOING STRONG 

THERE’S BEER AND FOOD AND A ROCKIN’ BAND 

WE’LL BE DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG 

ITS A YOOPERS WEDDING RECEPTION 

HALF THE TOWN IS HERE 

WE WON’T LET THE BAND QUIT 

TILL THEY DRAG US OUT OF HERE 



3. NUDSIE'S OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR 

FIGHTING WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN 

SHE SLUGS HIM IN THE BEER GUT 

OH BOY IS HE IN PAIN 

HIS OLD MAN IS AN ANIMAL 

HE’S DRINKING KESSLERS FROM A SHOE 

HE’S SLAMMING SHOTS WITH THE BRIDESMAIDS 

THIS PLACE IS LIKE A ZOO 

NUDSIE’S MA COMES WEAVING BY 

WITH A PITCHER IN EACH HAND 

SHE STUMBLES SIDEWAYS OUT OF CONTROL 

AND SHE WIPES OUT HALF OF THE BAND 

WE ALL TOAST TO NUDSIE 

BUT HE CAN’T DRINK NO MORE 

HE PASSED OUT IN THE POTATO SALAD 

AND THEY’RE HAULING HIM OUT THE DOOR 



(REPEAT CHORUS)