D12 Sh*t Can Happen Lyrics

Sh*t Can Happen Lyrics

Sh*t can happen
Sh*t can happen
Sh*t can happen
Sh*t can happen
Sh*t can happen
Sh*t can happen
Sh*t can happen
Sh*t can happen
(Kon Artis:)
Yo, that's right motherf***ers
We back
Same slanging
Orangutaning
Wilding out on hoodrats
That say I act
Like I'm too famous
To say Hi and tell 'em
What My Name Is
But really I'm still nameless
You niggas don't get it yet do you?
Kill or not
Platinum or flop
I'll still put it through you
With a luger that'll spit fire
And hit higher
Than a pitch by a b**** like Mariah
You think for one second
Since we got a deal
That we won't deal with you in
Front of St. Andrew's still
You gay rappers better learn that
I won't stop until I see 'em turn back
If you don't slow that road you pack
You gon' see these Runyan Ave. niggas
That really need some Prozac
To show that ask the others
Brigade'll lay you down
Next to your mother's mother's grandmothers

(Kuniva:)
You know I'm feeling
Real rowdy tonight
Ready to fight
And half the niggas I give dat to
I don't even like
The same cat who never gave
A damn about your name
I gives a f*** about it
Like the next L.A. Clippers game
I'll kill you in ways
You couldn't even fathom
You ain't a madam
It's really unexplainable
How I have 'em
Who call theyselves screaming
About a challenge
Nigga we got a gift
While you barely
Making it off of mere talent
My skills are deeply imbedded
Even your h*e said it
She was knock-kneed
I f***ed her now
She bow-legged
In the middle of rapping
I drop the mic
And have a stare down
And jump in the crowd
And start scrapping
Kuniving Kon Artis my nigga
We get it cracking
While the paramedics pick you up
We on the side laughing

CHORUS:
(Sh*t can happen)
This ain't funny so
Don't you dare laugh
(Sh*t can happen)
Sh*t can happen
To him and your as*
(Sh*t can happen)
You can be touched
Don't think you can't
(Sh*t can happen)
'Cause niggas ain't f***ing
Around no more man

Repeat chorus

(Swifty:)
The feds can't hold me (why?)
I hold feds
I was born with a dark as*
Cloud over my head (uh huh)
Raining acid (nigga)
You can't refrain from
Getting your as* kicked
'Cause you talk too much
You asked for it
I'm on some massive sh*t
Everybody ignore me
They wouldn't f*** with me
If I was performing at an orgy
These niggas think I'm fronting
 
(What up now?)
Then they change stories
I catch you and they thinking
Everything's hunky dory
I even have you pour me
The gasoline for me (Do it)
Pulling up slowly
Cop tailing your homies
Met a lot of niggas
But you wouldn't
Wanna know me (for real)
Your as* might not even make
It home with your roley (nigga)
Don't even try
In your system like eco lie
Trying to beef with me
Nigga please, your people die
I'm so wicked that my momma
Gave birth illegally (uh huh)
I survived the abortion immediately
(Surprise)

(Eminem:)
Picture me sitting
In a jail cell rotting
Or barricaded in a motel
With twelve shotguns
When the cops come knocking
Each hands got one
Cocked ready to dump slugs
Heavy as shot puts
One man army
Guns can't harm me
Young and ornery
Worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my
First gun pulled on me
I can't stop airing out my dirty laundry
Middle fingers flip at censorship
Your friends just flipped
Over this swift penmanship
Ever since I spit
Some sh*t on Infinite
I been giving it a
Hundred and ten percent
'Cause when I vent
Most of my energy's
Spent on enemies
Eighty percent of what
I invent is hennessy
And twenty percent is
From being hungry as sin
Ten is because I love
Being under your skin
Ya, (sh*t) sh*t can happen
So stick to rapping
Quit the yapping
Or I'ma lift the mac in
That can lead to
Another mishap happening
Skip the crap
Get the can of whoop as* cracking

Repeat chorus twice

(Eminem:)
(Sh*t can happen)
It can and it will
(Sh*t can happen)
F*** around with Amityville
(Sh*t can happen)
And you die
Insanity still
(Sh*t can happen)
Mentality of twelve motherf***ers
In six different bodies
(Sh*t can happen)
With their personality split
(Sh*t can happen)
F***ing you up with hit after hit
(Sh*t can happen)
Sticking you up with clip after clip
(Sh*t can happen)
Making you suck d*ck after d*ck
(Sh*t can happen)
(Sh*t can happen)
Dirty motherf***in dozen
(Sh*t can happen)
The Kon Artis
(Sh*t can happen)
Motherf***in' Peter S. Bizarre
Swifty McVeigh
The Kuniva
Dirty fatherf***in' Harry
Puttin' you down in the cemetary
You get buried
All of you motherf***ers
Suck our motherf***ing cock
We are not playing
We are not playing
We are not bullsh*tting
This is not a motherf***ing joke