D-12 Lies And Rumors Lyrics

Lies And Rumors Lyrics

Here we go... 



[Chorus] 

They say that one little lie turns into another, then you go and cheat 

By the time you know it, you are wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweed 

You shoulda listened to your mama, and listened to your daddy, when they tried
to speak 

And tell you that there's just too many fishes in the sea 



[repeat 8X] 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 



[Kon Artis] 

Now this thing here, it may cause concern, but 

It's just a little story bout a shark eatin worms 

It's, not a riddle, but subliminally catches on 

How one little lie can turn into a bigger one 

When I was a young, guppy in the sea 

You could see all the bigger fish pickin on me 

Cause they knew I didn't really have the guard or bullet 

And the other sharks that have teeth sharper than me 

I'm a never-endin story about a shark this big 

The load of kids that got an act for fizz 

So sit back, kick back with a bag of chips 

While I tell you bout something stupid I did... 



[Chorus] 



[Proof] 

I'm off to work but I'm late (hey) but what can I say? (hey) 

I'm cool with the boss and then of course it's a payday 

We reachin the weekend and I'll be treatin my baby 

Typical day, dude's in the way – but hey wait! 

Shark's in the water, gotta duck in the corner 

'til I'm caught, I'ma talk and I walk where I wanna 

Hittin the seaweed, sippin this green tea 

Big fish in this small world, they'll all believe me 

For knocking a shark off, protecting my city 

They all grab my CD and now I'm a popular rock star 

Like it or not though I'm a marvelous artist 

Working my hardest and becoming a starfish 



[Kuniva] 

Now what am I to do? The boss is on my back 

I gotta follow his orders when sharks attack 

It's a dangerous scene, but I'm a Rasta man 

Cross me and my brother, it will cost ya, man 

And this little pipsqueak is gettin' on my nerves 

So my tentacles should give him just what he deserves 

So you better swim fast cause I'm after ya 

And go and hide inside the mouth of a clam or somethin' 

Cause I'm out and about - I'm bad news, a henchman 

A jellyfish with an attitude, so listen 

Swim for your life cause I'm on your tail 

So frightenin I scare a snail out of its shell 



[Chorus] 



[Swift] 

I love this liquid, I'm silly when I'm in it and I bet 

(This water we're standin in is wet) 

Duh! What do you expect from me? 

I'm a platinum Jack Dempsey, trying to get a fee 

And everybody know that I'm the G of the sea 

I just knocked this shark off - the dude tried to eat me 

I guess he didn't like me, it might be because I'm a Pisces 

They always try to take me lightly 

So why the trouble? I just wanna hustle 

and multiply bubbles and pump my muscles 

I don't want to make a mistake 

cause these fishermen will set you up, and I ain't fallin for the bait 



(Daddy – what are we gonna do with a fish with a tattoo? 

We're gonna eat him. What do you think?) 



[Bizarre] 

I'm a lionfish with dreams of makin it big 

House in the ocean, three ugly kids 

And why everybody keep on pickin on me? 

I'm the sexiest, prettiest fish in the sea 

Heck no, I ain't nobody dish 

Cause I'm in love with Angie – the beautiful angelfish 

{*kissing sound*} Give me a kiss baby 

I'm running from the white shark, you tryin to make me crazy 



[Chorus] 



[repeat 8X] 

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no