D-12 Eminem My Band Lyrics

Eminem My Band Lyrics

[Eminem]

I don't know dude, I think everybody's all jealous and shit, 

Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude, 

And I think everybody's
got a fuckin' problem with me dude, 

And they need to take it up with me
after the show,



Because



[Chorus - Eminem]

These
chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they
wanna hold hands

'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band 



[Eminem]

So I
get offstage right, drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all
like

"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12
baby"

the girl like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my fucking God it's
Eminem!, I swear to fucking God that you fucking rock, please Marshall please
let me suck your cock"

Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

All the chicks start
yellin' all the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their
panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

'cause they're back on
stage the next night with me

"Dude I just think your trying to steal the
light from me"

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

Coz I
told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be

This rockstar shit is the life for
me

And all the other guys just despise me b 'cause b



[Chorus
- Eminem]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But
they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Coz once I blow they know
that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band 



[Bridge - Eminem]

My band, my band, my band, my band, my band,
my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby

(alright, it's
mine dude! give it's mine! aah! ow! dude!)



[Swift]

You just
wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?

Ain't that how come we don't rap
off pro tunes

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in a
van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph youse a liar

And nah I'm Swift

(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)

What the hell is
wrong with our dressing room?

Cause our shit is lookin' smaller then like
a decimal

See I know how to rap, it's simple but

All I did is read
a Russell Simmons book

So I'm all intact trying to get on the map

Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back



[kuniva]

Look at him little punk-ass thinking he the shit

*Yea I
know man by himself taking all the flips

Hey I thought we had an
interview with D.J. Clue

[Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two

You gonna be late for sound-check

*Man I ain't going to sound-check

*And our mikes is screwed up

*And his always sound best

*You know
what man?, I'ma say somethin'

*Hey, yo Em

[Eminem] You got
something to say?

*Man nothing

*I thought you was about to tell him
off man, whats up?

*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut
up

*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew

Man I was
about to talk right after you

*Aw man whatever

*I swear, I swear
man



[Chorus - Eminem]

These chicks don't even know the name
of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

'cause
once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead
singer of my band 



[Proof]

They say the lead singers rock
but the group is not

Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks

I'm
gonna let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when
the music starts (Hey yo what's-)

Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan

Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!"

We ain't a band bitch,
we don't play instruments

So why he getting 90 and we only get 10
percent

And these guys acting funny every area code

"Proof carry my
bag" bitch carry your own

Can't make it to the stage, security in the
way

Who the fuck are you?! Where's Obe and Dre?!



[Bizarre]

Godammit I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo
and make some loot

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

Till Kon Artist, slipped me some crack

"Lose Yourself" video - I was in
the back

"Superman" video - I was in the back

Fuck the media, I got
some suggestions

Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions

Like who is
D-12, how we get started

(But what about Eminem?)

Bitch are you
retarded?

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big ass
stomach, bitches think I'm cute

Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get
buff

Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up

Fuck D-12, I'm outta this
band

I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne



[Eminem]

Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me

And it
just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name 

(Yes, Fuck
yes)



[Bizarre]

These chicks don't even know the name of my
band (Haha)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck
Marshall)

'cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man (Yea)

All
because I'm the new singe...... (Hahahah)



[Eminem & Bizarre]

My band, my band, our band, your band, our band , Roxanne, Shauntan,
Leslie



[Eminem - Mexican Accent]

I'm the lead singer of my
band I get all the girls to take off their underpants

I'm the lead singer
of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa 

Look out for my next single it's called "My Salsa"

My salsa salsa salsa
salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off
their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and
take off their underpants

My salsa



Where did everybody go?