Hey Mister Lyrics

Hey Mister lyrics

Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
I'd like to eat her like ice
cream
maybe dip her in chocolate

Hey Mister on your way over
in
your Volvo, suit, and tie
Well, be crawling in your bed soon
messing
around, maybe getting high

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya
didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's
not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her
fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure

Hey Mister I really like your
daughter.
When I'm horny like thirsty
She's a bottle of water.

Hey
Mister how'd it get so bad
You raised her so well
and now she's calling
me dad
in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
the perfect little gift
for high school graduation.

It's not what ya did,
It's not what ya
didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in it.

It's
not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just likes getting her
fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure

Nana na nana na,
Nana na
nana na,
Nana na nana na,
ha hahaha ha ha haha

I eat all the food
in your fridge
Call my friends around the world
Rack up your long
distance do
Breakstands neutral drops
Wreck all your cars
Drink all
the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
Order stuff on your credit
cards
Leave boogers in the skippy jar
Smoke your cigars
Answer the
phone tell your boss you moved to mars
When you call in late from work tell
your wife
You're at the titty bars

It's not what ya did,
It's not
what ya didn't
God gave her a perfect body
and now I'm all up in
it.

It's not she's a tramp.
It's not she's not pure.
She just
likes getting her fuck on,
and its good for that I'm sure

I can't lie
I have to tell the truth
My commandments says I'm a total spoof
Your
daughter's a freak
Your daughter's a pro
When i'm done with her
She'll
do one of your bros

I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll
never have a daughter
I hope I'll never have a daughter
I hope I'll never
have a daughter

Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana na,
Nana na nana
na,
Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!