Culture Beat Mr Wayne Lyrics

Mr Wayne Lyrics

I got a message for all you spackos out there! urnnn! come on!
Call him Mr
spacko, call him mr mong, call him Mr Wayne!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
Call
him Mr spacko, call him Mr mong, call him insane!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
he
says I know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne
I
know what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne.

Rap
1:
Call me spacko, call me mong, call me well thick, call me a dick,
call
me what you like, because I'm so lame, i won't do shit,
laugh at me going up
the road on my bike, i am so frail,
the problem is that my legs are weak, i
go at the speed of a snail
everywhere i go, people point and grin and stare
and laugh,
the reason for this is probably because im a nob, and i look so
daft,
when the people looke and stare, the colour changes in my head,
it
changes to the colour of my dad's nose - RED!

Call him Mr spacko, call
him mr mong, call him Mr Wayne!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
Call him Mr spacko,
call him Mr mong, call him insane!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
he says I know
what i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne
I know what
i want and I want it now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne.

Mr
spack!!!
Mr Mong!!!
Mr penis!!!
MOOOONG!

Rap 2:
People all
over the world they hope and prey to god for boys like me,
so I can move
next door to them, and they can have a laugh taking the pee,
laugh at me
both at home and at school, at Gable Hall,
when I used to go there I got
cained, so my mum complained,
Mrs Reeves told my mum that sending me to
Gable Hall was out of orde,
but my mum said i should stay there cos i could
work the video recorder,
by the time i grow up and i reach a grand old age
of twenty,
i may have what i always lacked - a brain, a life, IQ and
plenty!

Call him Mr spacko, call him mr mong, call him Mr
Wayne!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
Call him Mr spacko, call him Mr mong, call
him insane!
(Gambo) UUUURRNNNNN!
he says I know what i want and I want it
now, i want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne
I know what i want and I want it now, i
want a brain, cos I'm Mr Wayne.