Only When I`m Drunk Lyrics

Only When I`m Drunk lyrics

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone and conjure up a bit*h to bone when I'm
alone/ f**ked up, tore back I need to take a piss/ Only when I'm drunk ? I sing
a song like this/ My grandma and your grandma... Sittin by the fire/ Hold on ,
turn that beat off ! No, keep it going/ Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'/ I
get drunk and start talking more sh*t and when I got a gun in my hand/ You
better get...Out' Cause my brain Just ain't what it used to be/ Forget trying
to rationalize, cover your eyes.

I get ....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk./ I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of 
that funk/  I get ....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk./ I need a chunk, no better yet/
A hunk of  that funk

Yeah I'm good  bad, dope I'm freaky fresh/ Imake hip-hop fans say 'yes' 'yes'/
Crazy's comin' thru you know we're gonna blow up/ hold up wait I think I'm
gonna throw up, Na' false alarm/ I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm/
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk/ Yeah , but only when I'm
drunk.

Yeah, only when I'm drunk /Only when I'm drunk  It happens only when I'm drunk.

It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia/ I'm that crazy white boy with
the drinks in the freezer/ Bust a one out, two out blitz type of  rapper/ That
will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker/ Sippin' colt forty
fever when I'm coolin' with my people/ Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm Billy
D. Rico/ 'Cause I  move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte/ Lookin'
for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le / All up in this bit*h/ with the
Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre./ But that's cause
I'm old enough to do that of shit/ God damn. I gotta piss/ I pass the mic to
Mr. Shift.
 

I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me/ I'm trippin'  it must be that brew that
Iwas sippin'/ Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin/ 'Cause
when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin/ One too many, I reckon
Feelin' I got to hurl any second/ Want to get up but can't move/ Feels like I'm
stuck in a groove/ What the f**k was I trying to prove/ I got a knack for
downin'' four-o's/ All the hos know them doobie bros/ People call me shift I
keep a fifth in my trunk/ I might f**k an ugly bit*h, but only when I'm drunk.

Yeah, only when I'm drunk /Only when I'm drunk  It happens only when I'm drunk.