Crash Funk 1 Lyrics

Funk 1 Lyrics

The place: Finland

 The date: December 22nd

 The culprit: a little blue pen

 If I'd known It would end like this, I never would've asked for that cursed

 pen

 It all started about a month ago

 I was hanging out at some underground stationary store in San Francisco

 It was there that I first saw the pen

 This was no ordinary pen, mind you, it had special powers

 I knew I had to have it

 I begged and pleaded for the sake of sanity to own that pen

 Finally, Christmas morning came

 I rushed downstairs, ripped through all the wrapping and all the packages 

 And finally, in one box, I found the pen

 When I reached to grab it,

 It started to glow a bright electric blue

 And there, I found the land of the blue killer whale

 And I was swept away, and I've no way to get back home