Crash Test Dummies Our Driver`s Gestures Lyrics

Our Driver`s Gestures Lyrics

When you start your journey, you go meet your driver
You shake his hand and
hope he's feeling well
The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar
Like
eating herring where the sun does not go down
Our driver calculates what time
we'll hit down

And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet
with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and
restart up the engines

The plumbing often varies in the various
different countries
I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets
I'll
have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails
And then a squat down for a wash to
end the day
Our driver recommends we try the soufflé

And every time
a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will
need to be filled in
Then we can go on and restart up the engines
.

Then we went Down Under and we were told of farmer
Who brought some
pigs in from the Old Country
But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat
jellyfish,
So now you get stung if you’re swimming in the sea-
Our
driver’s gestures out beyond the palm trees

And every time a border
comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be
filled in
Then we can go an restart up the engines