Cramps Eyebally In My Martini Lyrics

Eyebally In My Martini Lyrics





I went out to eat the other night. Picked up my girl at eight. In my soup I
found a fly. But, there beyond my plate. Was an eyeball in my martini. A
highball with a twist. One in my linguini, too. I said, "There's somethin'
wrong with this." Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Eyeballs everywhere.
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. Floating through the air. We went to the
'musement park. To ride the Tunnel of Love. But, when I went to hold her hand.
There was an eyeball in her glove. We went to Lover's Lane. To skan for
U.F.O.'s. You just imagine what I saw. When I pulled down her panty hose! I
took my baby home. For a juicy good night kiss. But there was an eyballs
starin' at me. Between her parted lips. I went to the institute. And asked the
doctor there. In the department of eyeballs. "What's this burden that I
bear?" He said, "You ain't crazy." He said, "You ain't
insane." "It's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your
brain!"