Cramps Cornfed Dames Lyrics

Cornfed Dames Lyrics





Callin' all cows down on the farm! Hey! Shut the door...you born in a barn?! I
ain't no farmer...that's no fun. Run some tractor till the work's all done. Hey
milk it bossie I'll buy ya a diamon ring. Now good girls can't play the rent
these days. These cornfed dames done found a way. Unzip that zipper...snap that
snap. Round up the cattle in the Cadillac. Whip that cream baby 'til the butter
comes. Shake it baby shake it baby shake it baby shake it (4 times) Shake that
thing I'll buy ya a diamond ring. Now there's more things in Tennessee. Than's
a dreamed of in your philosophy. Gimme a barnful of cornfed dames. They wiggle
a little I burst into flames. Whip that cream baby til the butter comes.
Callin' all you cornfed dames. Lux means bucks...remember the name. Go put on
some n'real loud. Let's get up and go get plowed. Shake that thing I might buy
you a diamond ring. Go put on the purple one with the plumes at the hip. Put it
on upside down baby. You know that really makes me flip. ...I ain't no
farmer.