Cowboys Leningrad Bumpersticker Rock Lyrics

Bumpersticker Rock Lyrics

I touched down in Chicago. Rented me a road machine

Gonna head down old
66. Livin' the American dream



Just a stranger in a strange land.
Had to find out on my own

There it was right in front of me. All I needed
to know



Honk your horn if you love Elvis

You can beam me up
Mr. Scott

Shit happens if you don't save the whales

Doin' the
Bumpersticker Rock



By the time that I reached Texas. Rifle racks
and pickup trucks

I learned that Rush is Right, who ever the hell he
is

And Clinton he didn't inhale he sucks



Looks like
everyone's buck naked down at the nudist rodeo

God is comin' and boy is
she pissed

From Alabama to Mexico 



Honk your horn if you
love Elvis

You can beam me up Mr. Scott

Shit happens if you don't
save the whales

Doin' the Bumpersticker Rock



Solo



Life is a bitch in California. Bumper to bumper they're all stars

The
land of the free keeps on preaching to me

From the ass end of their
cars



Honk your horn if you love Elvis

You can beam me up Mr.
Scott

Shit happens if you don't save the whales

Doin' the
Bumpersticker Rock