Cousin Kevin Trailer Life Lyrics

Trailer Life Lyrics

I understand fifth wheel hitches 



That's why I got all the trailer bitches 



In the park late after dark feeling their thighs 



under a glowing green bug light 



Hell yeah I'm back in Arizona 



With my hat tipped back drinking warm Corona 



Under a sky that goes on forever 



The girls always thought I was thinking something clear 



Where have all my trailer girls gone 



They've all moved to the city 



So, say don't we go home to a trailer life 



Have it your way, it can be done 



We'll have a dream home 



Someday soon I'll be able to say 



"In my hotel I want chicken" 



With a 45' Prevo parked behind the gate 



The Phoenix Four Seasons serving as my bait 



But damn, I stuck in the trailer rut 



The aluminum walls getting hot to the tough 



On a summer's day under the sun 



You can smell the tires getting warm 



Where have all my trailer girls gone 



They've all moved to the city 



So, say don't we go home to a trailer life 



Have it your way, it can be done 



We'll have a dream home