Zeppelin Song Lyrics

Zeppelin Song lyrics

Will you accept a collect call

From Robert Plant?

We picked him up on Vine

On a bus bench singing that song he will not stop

This is not the first time

He was so cute (yeah yeah)

Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical

You woulda jumped him too

But now the song remains



Why are the burners always toast?

Why are the stoners always stoned?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The Zeplin song



I got a job minimum wage & a tabledance 

He drinks my beer and plays guitar

He's on my bed wasted every night when I come home

Play the same 'ol lead again & again..



Sometimes I gotta say shutup

Sometimes I gotta say so what

I don't think that it's so punk

What's with the Zeplin song



Sometimes I gotta unwind

Sometimes I gotta hide

Sometimes erase and rewind

I gotta throw the trash out

He's buying a  stairway to hell 

Yeah that is him

Playin' the zeplin song again & again & again & again & again
& again



I'm a guitar

A Les Paul single cut away

Please don't play that song on me again

I'll explode

I'll break all my strings and start playing shit

Like the Sex Pistols or anything

Son House or the Blues



Why does he rain on my parade?

Why does the song remain the same?

I can't remember my own name

I work for minimum wage

Oh go tell it to Jimmy Page

At the crossroads with the deal he made

Cuz that song ain't goin' away

Oh God the Zeplin song

No no the Zeplin song

Here comes the Zeplin song

Oh God the Zeplin song

SHUT UP!