Corky And The Juice Pigs Gameshow Lyrics

Gameshow Lyrics

Two gameshow announcers meet on the street

Hi bob, how are you? 

Just fine bill. but I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got
your brand new gas b-b-que!

Along with a year’s supply of kingsford charcoal - get the kingsford edge! but
I’ve seen you cruising down the street- in your brand new car!

A chevy vega! deluxe convertible hatchback, with reclining bucket seats and an
am/fm radio. but that is nothing- compared to where you’re going!

Puerto vallarta, mexico!

Oh my god!!

I’ll be spending seven days and six sensuous nights at the beautiful puerto
vallarta hilton, overlooking the exotic gulf of mexico.

Lunch and dinner not included, bill.


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Two canadian gameshow announcers meet on the street
Hi bob, how are you? 

Just fine bill. but I see you have put on a little weight, ever since you got
your brand new mcdonald coupons!

Available at mcdonald’s franchises across canada. but I’ve seen you cruising
down the street- in your brand new coat!

Yes! it’s a beautiful down-filled coat from sears, bill. good against all the
ravages of the winter weather. but again, that is nothing- compared to where
you’re going!

Beautiful downtown hamilton! I’ll be spending seven days and two sensuous
nights at the beautiful hamilton motor inn, overlooking absolutely nothing.

Bring your own lunch and dinner, bill.


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