Cock Sparrer I Fit Central Heating (working Pt 2) Lyrics

I Fit Central Heating (working Pt 2) Lyrics

I fit central heating, I have done it now for years

I have got all the know how I have got all the gear

I used to earn my money working on a building site

Now Im pulling up the floorboards, soldering up the pipes

And those housewifes they just cant get enough



They tell me



Do it, do it one more time, please

Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor

Do it, do it one more time, please

Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door



They make me cups of coffe, they make me pots of tea

They make me chicken sandwiches, they do anything for me

And when im in the bedroom and Im fixing up the rad,

I see all the naughty toys underneath the bed

And those housewifes they just cant get enough



They tell me



Do it, do it one more time, please

Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor

Do it, do it one more time, please

Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door



They live their lives under surburban skies

Their old man works in suits and ties

They think they have got it all, but they get such a suprise

when they see my wad they cant belive their eyes



They tell me



Do it, do it one more time, please

Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor

Do it, do it one more time, please

Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door



My van aint got no road tax, and I do not charge VAT

I only deal in ready cash, dont ask me for receips

I will warm up your boiler, get your system rid of air

You can hold my toolbag I think thats only fair

And those housewifes they just cant get enough



They tell me



Do it, do it one more time, please

Bang it on the wall, skrew it to the floor

Do it, do it one more time, please

Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door