24 Earth Years Lyrics

24 Earth Years lyrics

I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and
come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have
heard a gnome from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat
dragged in; a red woodpecker and two of my kin."


Back in 1980, we
played the AD&D.
That game was harder than the Elfstones of Shanara.
My
character was baffling, a druid, wizard, halfling.
On top of that he was
master of psionic powers.


Bring on the hordes, we have the
sword
that smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor.
Pray that the sisters name us as
victors
of the twenty sided die.


I don't know, but I've been told
I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and come my next birthday it'll be a
quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world
say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and
two of my kin."


Long ago in Middle Earth
a man could measure all
his worth
by his blade and by his staff,
and by the runes on his
epitaph.


Go mount your horse and ride up north
to seek the Baron
of the Frozen Berg.
Ask for assistance in the resistance
of the twenty
sided die.


I don't know, but I've been told I'm about twenty-four
Earth years old.
and come my next birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I
don't know, but I have heard a gnome from the old world say these
words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a dead woodpecker and two of my
kin."
Saw Mazes and Monsters, Tom Hanks completely bonkers.
He spoke what
he doth speaketh in Elizabethan.
Sad lad, he really couldn't handle starting
from scratch on the very first level
But he died the death of a
warrior.


A legend grows yearly by way of a local song.
The bishop
and castle move in defense of pawns.
I'm rolling, I'm tumbling a twenty sided
die.
A legend grows yearly by way of local song.


I don't know, but
I've been told I'm about twenty-four Earth years old.
and come my next
birthday it'll be a quarter century.
I don't know, but I have heard a gnome
from the old world say these words,
"Take a look what the cat dragged in; a
dead woodpecker and two of my kin."