Clem Snide Made For Tv Movie Lyrics

Made For Tv Movie Lyrics

There's a made for TV movie

About Lucille Ball tonight

If you really wanna watch it

I guess that'd be alright with me



Well, I heard he used to beat her

Like she was a conga drum

They always slept in separate beds

But somehow they had a son



The neighbors were Vaudevillians

And the laughs came from a can

Even though the club was hoppin'

'Twas the pills that she was poppin' that did her in



Or maybe it was different

You know my facts aren't always straight

But they would never make a movie

If everything was great



Because happiness is boring

It's always black and white

The good times never last

And the chocolates move too fast for us all



There's a made for TV movie

About Lucille Ball tonight

If you really wanna watch it

I guess that'd be alright with me