Cledus T Judd Did I Shave My Back For This? (parody Did I Shave My Legs Fo Lyrics

Did I Shave My Back For This? (parody Did I Shave My Legs Fo Lyrics


												
														   (Cledus T. Judd/Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart)

 

 A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes.

 Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight.

 Now here I stand, with my Petunias in hand.

 And you've got a headache again.

 

 I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails,

 Trimmed my nose hairs just right.

 I thought you'd be impressed, by my new huntin' vest,

 But there's no chance tonight.

 

 It ain't the first time this year; it'll be TV and beer.

 I 'bout forgot what it's like to be kissed.

 As I sleep on the floor, while she sniffles and snores.

 Did I shave my back for this?

 

 Ow, this things duller than a dead blade butter knife.

 

 Now I bet she'll regret the fact that she didn't let,

 Me take her to that motel with a pool.

 You know it's so hard to find free HBO and Showtime.

 And them vibratin' beds sure are cool.

 

 I souped up the RV, fired up my flowbe, 

 Trimmed my toupee just right.

 Tried self-tanning cream, it turned my skin green,

 Er, you know the directions said that it might.

 

 Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T.

 Most find me hard to resist.

 I'm wearin' my brand new drawers, and wonderin' what the heck for!

 Did I shave my back for this?

 

 Deanna, did I shave my back for this?

 Ooh ooh ooh.