Cledus T Judd Cledus Went Down To Florida (parody The Devil Went Down To Lyrics

Cledus Went Down To Florida (parody The Devil Went Down To Lyrics

(Cledus T. JuddTommy CrainTaz GregorioCharlie DanielsFred EdwardsCharlie
HaywardJim Marshall) 



Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin
for a car to steal. 

He was in a bind, ten payments behind so the bank
repod his wheels. 

When he came across this old man down at Jalopys Used
Car lot. 

Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said: 

"Fella, let me tell you what." 



"Im not gonna be proud of the
deed Im 'bout to do. 

"With no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere, 

"So Im gonna steal a car from you. 

"Now Ive seen your selection here
and I admit the pickin's are few. 

"I know the Pinto's gold but consider
it stoled, 

"'Cos I got a show to do. " 

The man said: My name's
Jalopy," as he gave an evil grin. 

'Cos he knew that car wouldnt get too
far 'fore the motor blew up again. 



Cledus, you better hit the
road if youre gonna be a star. 

The shows way up in Georgia and youre
opening up for Garth. 

Your future's riding on this shiny Pinto painted
gold. 

And if youre late, its Jeff Foxworthy's show. 



Oh,
gosh a Pinto, my foot. It drives more like a horse and buggy. Durn. 



Cledus said: "No way in heck youre gonna open up that show." 

Then
fire flew from the manifold as his right front tyre blowed. 

And he
pushed that wreck across the street and man was Cledus tissed. 

And he
tried and tried to start her up but it sounded something like this. 

Come
on. Come on. 

Oh Gawd, Im in a mess what am I gonna do. 

My one big
shot for Garth Brooks . 

Oh durn it. 



When Cledus opened up
the hood he said: Ill be a son of a gun. 

And didnt long to figure out
why the heck it wouldnt run. 



Fire from