Claire`s Birthday The Next Big Thing Lyrics

The Next Big Thing Lyrics

last night I slept with elvis
in a heartbreak hotel
I'm sure you're all
pleased to hear that
the king is alive well
I heard his voice in my ear
saying
dear are you lonesome tonight
I said well for a few
hundreds
I'll be anything you like
read it in the papers
now that I'm
a star
famous gorgeous
equally cursed loved
the medias gone
grazy
america's in love with me
the next big thing after jesus
yeah
just had a call from the white house
bill's asking me for a
tea
thought I'm not so found of sigaro
I'd do anything for peace
now
that I'm famous
now that I'm rich
still haven't forget where I come
from
once a bitch always a bitch
read it in the papers
I'm a higher
class
I've had a boobjob
tightered my arse
shitloads of sugar
shitloads of cash
I'm the next big thing after jesus yeah