Christy Carlson Romano The Naked Mole Rap Lyrics

The Naked Mole Rap Lyrics

Yo, listen up,

Have a howler from Ron

The Naked Mole Rap is the

Name of the song

Here’s the story

In all it’s glory

Ain’t hiding nothin’

Don’t know what the truth is,

How Ron met Rufus

Never heard a cat yarn

Never heard a puppy kern

My dad’s allergic to every kind of fur

So I searched for hairless pets 

On the internet

Saw a a’this thing on a pet thing

Gonna need sun screen



What is that, that freaky thing?

(Yes, that’s right 

It’s a naked mole rat)

C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing

(Listen to the naked mole rap)



What is that, that freaky thing?

(Yes, that’s right 

It’s a naked mole rat)

Hey, wait I can’t hear the girlies sing

(Listen to the naked mole rap)



I heard Smarty Mart was 

Havin’ a sale

On a hairless pink rodent

With a long skinny tail

It seemed that this could be a solution

The perfect pet for my dad’s 

Sensitive constitution 

So the manager came

To open the cage

He said,

“You know this pet’s hairless?�

I said I couldn’t care less

He handed him to me he said,

“Be careful, don’t drop it, 

And do you want this cage?�

No I keep him in my pocket



What is that, that freaky thing?

(Yes, that’s right 

It’s a naked mole rat)

C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing

(Listen to the naked mole rap)



What is that, that freaky thing? 

(Yes, that’s right 

It’s a naked mole rat)

I’m gonna buy me, some bling bling (Listen to the naked mole rap)



(Rufus, the naked mole rat)



Can I get a boo-ya 

Can I get a boo-ya 

Look at the camera say cheese 

Smile for the camera say cheese

Can I get a boo-ya 

Can I get a boo-ya 

Look at the camera say cheese

Smile for the camera say cheese



We’ve heard of Bueno Nacho

Chimerito and a naco

Always grande size it

Why not? I’m buyin’

Wit’ Rufus in my pocket

You can’t stop it

Can’t top it, don’t drop it

You might just pop it

Rufus and Ron Stoppable

Wit’ our best friend, Kim Possible

We’re not afraid of any attack

Yo, K.P. we’ve got your back