Blokei Hate The New Age Guys Lyrics

Blokei Hate The New Age Guys lyrics

I'm a chauvinist  I live on beer and pies 

 Tried to tell you  but you look at me lik 

 eMaybe I'm an angel underneath 

 I haven't brushed me teeth 

 Yesterday I lied 

 But all my mates gave me a real good alibi (Thanks mate) 

 I really went out drinking I told you I was at work 

 Don't ask me for commitment 'cause it's something I will shirk 

 1ST CHORUS 

 I'm a bloke  I'm an ocker 

 And I really love your knockers 

 I'm a labourer by day 

 I piss up all my pay 

 Watching footy on TV 

 Just feed me more VB 

 Pour my beer and get my smokes and go away 

 Or take me as I am 

 This may mean you'll have to fetch another can 

 Rest assured that if I start to make you breakfast 

 I'm going to extremes 

 But tomorrow I'll get shitfaced and today won't mean a thing 

 2ND CHORUS 

 I'm a bloke, I;m a yobbo 

 And my best mates name is Robbo 

 Winfield is my cigarette 

 I dress in flannelette 

 Shearers singlet that is blue 

 Throw in a few tattoos 

 You know you wouldn't want me any other way 

 LEAD BREAK 

 When you think you've got me figured out 

 The seasons already changing (from footy to cricket) 

 I think it's cool when I act like a tool 

 Then my mates try to shave me 

 REPEAT 2ND CHORUS TWICE 

 END