Chopper One A Punk Named Josh Lyrics

A Punk Named Josh Lyrics

When I was young there was a kid named Josh

He was a real punk rocker

He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket

And he looked just like Mad Max

We tried to be cool but it really didn't work 

By writing black Flag 4 on ourlockers

Then one day he just disappeared 

Finally we could just relax



He was a punk named Josh

And he really was an asshole

And we had lots of fun

But it really was a hassle

He was a punk named Josh

And he got bad grades

And he had lots of pimples

But he always got laid



When Josh came back

From his punk rock adventures 

Doing drugs and running from the law

He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol 

And a pretty girl named Roxanne

His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab

That's where punk kids go

And he ran away again

And the last I heard someone saw him at a PUNK ROCK SHOW!



He was a punk named Josh

And he really was an asshole

And we had lots of fun

But it really was a hassle

He was a punk named Josh

And he got bad grades

And he had lots of pimples

But he always got laid



He was a punk named Josh

He was a punk named Josh

He was tough in the mosh

He was a punk named josh

He was a dirty punk-like child high on sauce



He was a punk named Josh

And he really was an asshole

And we had lots of fun

But it really was a hassle

He was a punk named Josh

And he got bad grades

And he had lots of pimples

But he always got laid



He was a punk named Josh

And he wore ripped jeans

But his dad didn't like it

You know his dad was kinda mean



He was a punk named Josh

And he really didn't care

When he had a problem he'd go "Aww, dude"

And he had funny hair



He was a punk named Josh