Pink Toenails Lyrics

Pink Toenails lyrics

Pink toenails

Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails?

Iv'e got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail

My girlfriends have time for their pink toenails



Come nightfall

You'll be waltzing through my door when you hear me call

And I love the way you say I'm your baby doll

And you'll find me sittin' there in my pink toenails



Iv'e got my walkman and my cosmo

And my ticket to ride

All I need's my box of chocolates and you here by my side



Woah pink toenails

Why don't I have time to paint pink toenails?

Iv'e got my pink foam curlers in my ponytail

And my girlfriends have time for there pink toenails



You think your man don't care about perfume and powder

Polish and lipstick and lotion (lotion)

But when you slip your slippers on

And you rub him on the chin

When he looks down your leg

You're sure to see him grin at your pink toenails



He says honey come on over here

And give me somethin' sweet

Let me put my finishing touches on

'Cause I don't wanna' cuddle, snuggle, rub him on the feet

Till I have painted every little toenail pink



Ooooh wrestle with me

You can mess up my hair

You can treat me like a tomboy

I love it I swear



Ooooh toenails

Why don't I have time to paint my toenails?

Toenails

Iv'e been drinking my whiskey from a holy rail

Holy rail

And we'll go to Disney Land and ride the monorail

Monorail

And if you're sweet I'll be your nightengale

Until the extinction of the spermwhale

Spermwhale

And live happily ever after just like Ro and Dale

Ro and Dale