I Know A Girl Lyrics

I Know A Girl lyrics

Velma. 

 Can you imagine? 

 I mean , can you imagine? 

 

 Can you believe it? 

 I mean , can you believe? 

 I know a girl 

 A girl who lands on top 

 You could put her face into a pail of 

      slop 

 And she'd come up smelling like a rose 

 How she does it, heaven knows. 

 

 Reporter. 

 Hold on, she's comin' out now. well, doc, is she or isn't she? 

 Velma. 

 She is 

 

 Reporter. 

 She is!!! 

 

 Velma. 

 (sung.) 

 	 I know a girl 

 A girl with so much luck 

 She could get run over by a ten-ton 

     truck 

 Then brush herself off and walk away 

 How she does it, couldn't say 

 

 Billy. (spoken.) doc, would you swear to that  staemen in court. 

 Doctor. yes 

 Billy. good. . . uh. . . button your fly 

 

 Velma. (sung.) 

 Whilst I 

 On the other hand 

 Pur my face in a pail of slop 

 And I would smell like a pail of slop 

 I 

 On the other hand 

 Get run over by a truck 

 And I am deader that a duck 

 

 I know a girl 

 Who tells so many lies 

 Anything that's true 

 Would truly cross her eyes 

 But what that mouse is selling 

 The whole world buts 

 And nobody smells a rat. 

 

 Roxie. (spoken.) please, ladies and gentlemen of the 

 Press-leave the two of us alone so we can rest. 

 Velma (spoken.) the two of us?? (sung.) 

 Can you imagin? 

 I mean, can you imagine? 

 

 Reporter. (spoken.) could I have one last picture please? 

 Roxie. oh sure anything for the press. 

 

 Velma (sung.) 

 Do you belive it? 

 I mean do you belive it? 

 

 Roxie. 

 My dear little baby 

 Velma (sung, mocking roxie) 

 My dear little baby 

 

 Roxie. 

 My sweet little baby 

 

 Velma. 

 My sweet little . . . baby....