Chicago The Musical Funny Honey Lyrics

Funny Honey Lyrics

Roxie. 

 Sometimes I'm right 

 Sometimes I'm wrong 

 But he doesn't care 

 He'll string along 

 He love me so 

 That funny honey of mine 

 Sometimes I'm droopy 

 Sometimes I'm up 

 But he follows 'round 

 Like some droopy-eyed pup 

 He loves me so 

 That funny honey of mine 

 

 He ain't no sheik 

 That's no great physique 

 Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts 

 

 But look at that soul 

 I tell you that whole 

 Is a whole lot greater 

 Than the sum of his parts 

 

 And if you knew him like me 

 I know you'd agree 

 

 What if the world 

 Slandered my name? 

 Why, he'd be right there 

 Taking the blame 

 

 He loves me so 

 And it all suits me fine 

 That funny, sunny, honey 

 Hubby of mine! 

 

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 He loves me so 

 That funny honey of mine! 

 

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 He loves me so 

 That funny honey , of mine!! 

 

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 Lord knows 

 He ain't got the smarts 

   

 

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 Now he's shot of his trap 

 I can't stand that 

 Sap 

 

 Look at him go 

  rattin' on me 

 With just one more 

 Brain 

 What a half-wit 

 He'd be 

 

 If they string me 

 Up 

 I'll know who 

 Brought the 

 Twine 

 

 That scummy, 

 Crummy 

 Dummy hubby of 

 Mine