Chicago Soundtrack Razzle Dazzle Lyrics

Razzle Dazzle Lyrics

BAILIFF(Spoken)

 Mr. Flynn, his honor is here

 

 BILLY(Spoken)

 Thank you. Just a moment.

 You ready?

 

 ROXIE(Spoken)

 Oh Billy, I'm scared.

 

 BILLY(Spoken)

 Roxie, you got nothing to worry about. 

 It's all a circus, kid. A three ring circus.

 These trials- the wholeworld- all show business.

 But kid, you're working with a star, the biggest!

 

 (Singing)

 Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

 Razzle Dazzle 'em

 Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

 And the reaction will be passionate

 Give 'em the old hocus pocus

 Bead and feather 'em

 How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

 

 What if your hinges all are rusting?

 What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?

 

 Razzle dazzle 'em

 And they;ll never catch wise!

 

 Give 'em the old

 

 BILLY AND COMPANY

 Razzle dazzle 'em

 Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous

 

 BILLY

 Row after row will crow vociferous

 

 BILLY AND COMPANY

 Give 'em the old flim flam flummox

 Fool and fracture 'em

 

 BILLY

 How can they hear the truth above the roar?

 

 BILLY AND COMPANY

 Throw 'em a fake and a finagle

 They'll never know you're just a bagel,

 

 BILLY

 Razzle dazzle 'em

 And they'll beg you for more!

 

 BILLY AND COMPANY

 Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

 Razzle Dazzle 'em

 Back since the days of old Methuselah

 Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

 

 Give 'em the old three ring circus

 Stun and stagger 'em

 When you're in trouble, go into your dance

 

 Though you are stiffer than a girder

 They let you get away with murder

 Razzle dazzle 'em

 And you've got a romance

 

 Give 'em the old

 Razzle Dazzle

 

 BILLY

 Razzle dazzle 'em

 Give 'em an act that's unassailable

 They'll wait a year 'till you're available!

 

 BILLY AND COMPANY

 Give 'em the old

 Double whammy

 

 BILLY

 Daze and dizzy'em

 Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are

 

 BILLY AND COMPANY

 Long as you keep 'em way off balance

 How can they spot you got no talents?

 

 BILLY

 Razzle dazzle 'em

 

 COMPANY

 Razzle dazzle 'em

 

 BILLY

 Razzle dazzle 'em

 

 BILLY AND COMPANY

 And they'll make you a star!