Funny Honey Lyrics

Funny Honey lyrics

[ROXIE]

 Sometime's I'm right

 Sometime's I'm wrong

 But he doesn't care

 He'll String along

 He loves me so

 That funny honey of mine

 

 Sometime's I'm down

 Sometime's I'm up

 But he follows 'round

 Like some droopy-eyed pup

 He love me so

 That sunny honey of mine

 

 He ain't no sheik

 That's no great physique

 Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts

 

 Oh, but look at that soul

 I tell you, the whole

 Is a whole lot greater than

 The sum of his parts

 

 And if you knew him like me

 I know you'd agree

 What if the world

 Slandered my name?

 Why, he'd be right there

 Taking the blame

 

 He loves me so

 And it all suits me fine

 That funny, sunny, honey

 Hubby of mine

 

 [AMOS (Spoken)]

 A man's got a right to protect his home 

 and his loved ones, right?

 

 [FOGARTY (Spoken)]

 Of course, he has.

 

 [AMOS (Spoken)]

 Well, I came in from the garage, Officer, and I 

 see him coming through the window. With my

 wife Roxanne there, sleepin'...like an angel...

 

 [ROXIE]

 He loves me so

 That funny honey of mine

 

 [AMOS (Spoken)]

 ...an angel!

 

 [AMOS (Spoken)]

 I mean supposin', just supposin', he had violated

 her or somethin'...you know what I mean...

 viloated?

 

 [FOGARTY (Spoken)]

 I know what you mean...

 

 [AMOS (Spoken)]

 ...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been. 

 It's a good thing I came home from work on time, I'm tellin' ya that! I say
I'm tellin' ya that!

 

 [ROXIE]

 He loves me so

 That funny honey of mine

 

 [FOGARTY (Spoken)]

 Name of deceased... Fred Casely.

 

 [AMOS (Spoken)]

 Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?

 My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!

 

 [ROXIE]

 Lord knows he ain't got the smarts

 

 [AMOS (Spoken)]

 She lied to me. She told me he was a burglar!

 

 [FOGARTY (Spoken)]

 You mean he was dead when you got home?

 

 [AMOS (Spoken)]

 She had him covered with a sheet and she's givin'

 me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and 

 I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off.

 Burglar, huh!

 

 [ROXIE]

 Now, he shot off his trap

 

 I can't stand that sap

 

 Look at him go

 Rattin' on me

 With just one more brain

 What a half-wit he'd be

 

 If they string me up

 I'll know who

 Brought the twine

 

 [AMOS (Spoken)]

 And I believed her!

 That cheap little tramp. So, she

 Was two-timing me, huh?

 Well, then, she can just

 Swing for all I care.

 Boy, I'm down at the garage,

 Working my butt off fourteen

 Hours a day and she's up mucnhin'

 on god-damn bon bons and jazzing.

 This time she pushed me too far.

 That little chiseler.

 Boy, what I sap I was!

 

 That scummy, crummy

 Dummy hubby of mine!