Class Lyrics

Class lyrics

MATRON(Spoken)

 The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what 

 they used to be. 

 

 VELMA(Spoken)

 They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone.

 

 (Singing)

 Whatever happened to fair dealing?

 And pure ethics

 And nice manners?

 Why is it everyone now os a pain in the ass?

 Whatever happened to class?

 

 MATRON

 Class.

 Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"

 And, "Yes, thank you?"

 And, "How charming?"

 Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass

 Whatever happened to class?

 

 VELMA AND MATRON

 Class!

 Ah, there ain't no gentlemen

 To open up the doors

 There ain't no ladies now,

 There's only pigs and whores

 And even kids'll knock ya down

 So's they can pass

 Nobody's got no class!

 

 VELMA

 Whatever happened to old values?

 

 MATRON

 And fine morals?

 

 VELMA

 And good breeding?

 

 MATRON

 Now, no one even says "oops" when they're

 Passing their gas

 Whatevcer happened to class?

 

 VELMA 

 Class

 

 VELMA AND MATRON

 Ah, there ain't no gentlemen

 That's fit for any use

 And any girl'd touch your privates

 For a deuce

 

 MATRON

 And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

 

 VELMA

 And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass

 

 VELMA AND MATRON

 Nobody's got no class!

 

 VELMA

 All you ready about today is rape and theft

 

 MATRON

 Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?

 

 VELMA AND MATRON

 Nobody's got no class!

 

 MATRON

 Everybody you watch

 

 VELMA

 'S got his brains in his crotch

 

 MATRON 

 Holy crap

 

 VELMA

 Holy crap

 

 MATRON

 What a shame

 

 VELMA

 What a shame

 

 VELMA AND MATRON

 What became of class?