And All That Jazz Lyrics

And All That Jazz lyrics

[VELMA]

 Come on babe

 Why don't we paint the town?

 And all that Jazz

 

 I'm gonna rouge my knees

 And roll my stockings down

 And all that jazz

 

 Start the car

 I know a whoopee spot

 Where the gin is cold

 But the piano's hot

 

 It's just a noisy hall 

 Where there's a nightly brawl

 And all 

 That 

 Jazz

 

 Slick your hair

 And wear your buckle shoes

 And all that Jazz

 

 I hear that Father Dip

 Is gonna blow the blues

 And all that Jazz

 

 Hold on, hon

 We're gonna bunny hug

 I bought some aspirin 

 Down at United Drug

 I case you shake apart 

 And want a brand new start

 To do that-

 

 [VELMA AND COMPANY]

 Jazz

 

 [COMPANY]

 Skidoo!

 

 [VELMA]

 And all that Jazz

 

 [COMPANY]

 Hotcha!

 Whoopee!

 

 [VELMA]

 And all that Jazz

 

 [COMPANY]

 Ha! Ha! Ha!

 

 It's just a noisy hall

 Where there's a nightly brawl

 

 [ALL]

 And all that jazz

 

 [CASELY (spoken)]

 Listen, your husband ain't home, is he?

 

 [VELMA (Spoken)]

 No, her husband is not at home.

 

 Find a flask

 We're playing fast and loose

 

 [ALL]

 And all that jazz

 

 [VELMA]

 Right up here

 Is where I store the juice

 

 [ALL]

 And all that jazz

 

 [VELMA]

 Come on, babe

 We're gonna brush the sky

 I bet you luck Lindy

 Never flew so high

 'Cause in the stratosphere

 How could he lend an ear

 to all that Jazz?

 

 [COMPANY]

 Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake

 

 [VELMA]

 And all that jazz

 

 [COMPANY]

 Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break

 

 [VELMA]

 And all that jazz

 

 [COMPANY]

 Show her where to park her girdle

 Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle

 If she'd hear her baby's queer

 For all that jazz

 

 [VELMA]

 And All that jazz

 Come on, babe

 Why Don't we paint

 The town?

 And all that jazz

 

 [COMPANY]

 Oh, you're gonna see 

 Your

 Sheba

 Shimmy shake

 And all that jazz

 

 [VELMA]

 I'm gonna

 Rouge my knees

 And roll my

 Stockings down

 And all that jazz

 

 [COMPANY]

 Oh

 She's gonna shimmy

 'Till her garters 

 Break

 And all that jazz

 

 [VELMA]

 Start the car

 I know a whoopee spot

 Where the gin is cold

 But the piano's hot

 It's just a noisy hall

 Where there's a nightly brawl

 And all that jazz

 

 [COMPANY]

 Show her where to 

 Park her girdle

 Oh, her mother's blood'd

 Curdle

 If she'd hear

 Her baby's queer

 For all that jazz

 

 [ROXIE (Spoken)]

 So that's it, huh Fred?

 

 [CASELY (Spoken)]

 yeah, I'm afraid so, Roxie.

 

 [ROXIE (Spoken)]

 Oh, Fred...

 

 [GIRLS (Spoken)]

 Oh, Fred...

 

 [CASELY (Spoken)]

 Yeah?

 

 [ROXIE (Spoken)]

 Nobody walks out on me.

 

 [CASELY (Spoken)]

 Sweetheart-

 

 [ROXIE (Spoken)]

 Oh, don't "sweetheart" me,

 you son-of-a-bitch!

 

 [COMPANY]

 Hotcha!

 Whoopee!

 Jazz!

 

 [ROXIE (Spoken)]

 Oh, I gotta pee!

 

 [VELMA]

 No, I'm no one's wife

 But, Oh, I love my life

 And all that Jazz!

 

 [COMPANY]

 That Jazz!