I Know A Girl Lyrics

I Know A Girl lyrics

Velma: Can you imagine? I mean can you imagine?



Do you beleive it? I mean do you believe it?







I know a girl who always lands on top



You could put her face into a pale of slop



and she'd come out smelling like a rose



How she does it heavan knows.







Journalist: Hold on now everybody she's coming out now!



Well Doctor is she or isnt she?







Velma: She is.







Doctor: She is!!







Velma: I know a girl who has so much luck.



She could get run over by a two ton truck



and brush herself off and walk away



how she does it couldn't say.







Billy Flynn: Now would you swear to that statement in court?







Doctor: Oh yeah!







Billy: Good now button your fly.







Velma: Whilst I....on the other hand put my face into a pail of slop



and i will smell like a pail of slop.



I on the other hand get run over by a truck and i am deader than a duck.







Roxie: Please leave the two of us alone so that we can rest.







Velma: Hmmm the two of us..



Can you imagine? I mean can you imagine?







Reporter: Can i have one last picture?







Roxie: Sure anything for the press.







Velma: uch, can you believe it?I mean can you believe it?







Roxie: My dear little baby







Velma: " My dear little baby"







Roxie: My sweet little baby







Velma: " My sweet little baby!" 



Oh come on i give you baby, baby, butta butta!!







Roxie: Look at my baby and me.