My Bit*h Lyrics

My Bit*h lyrics

When you turn around baby, 
I`ll be watching you,
I can see through you, 
maybe then you`ll see, 
that I ain`t playing. 
I`m to be taken seriously. 
you know what I`m saying?. 
and so the story goes. 

one night when I was shaking, 
and I definately wasn`t faking, 
I was lost in a trance, 
doing my own dance, 
my girls on my side, 
were concentrating on the music playing, 
and the speakers vibrating, 
I shut my eyes, and the next thing I knew, 
all I could smell was leather and brute, 
imposing on my groove, standing on my side, 
and licking your lips, and rocking your thighs, 
I wanted to die laughing, at your serious, 
I`ve come to save you expression, 
but I held my breath and said who are you?
Baby, my name is Drew, 
I`m gonna make you my bit*h, 
maximum tender, 
feminine gender, 
come on baby it`s time to surrender, 
I`m Drew, 

(So what you gonna go) 
I just want to get into you, 
hey bit*h don`t be so uptight, 
we can make a date through tonight, 
and then before hell breaks loose, 
I`ll just turn up the juice. 
I say:
Hey all you people my name is mr smalls, 
and some of the girls are saying I am the one with the greatest heart, 
no matter where I go (gimme a break) no matter who i show 
and I`m mr smalls 
(Is that right, wait now), 
I stomped this joint from top to toe, 
I found nothing but half pint two bit guys, 
acting out the parts, who might have been charming, 
some are in a movie being batman and robin, 
it`s not the way you look, cause you ain`t half bad, 
it`s the way you act that makes me sad, 
you know you think you`re finger licking and that`s the problem, 
looking rightin the mirror ain`t gonna solve it, 
thats something special deep inside, 
called heart and soul might give you style, 
all that time you sent looking at yourself, 
you`re so transparent, 
it makes me sick 

Baby you said I`m vain, 
but i`ve got so much to gain, 
for instance if i had you, 
here`s what i would do, 
dine you by candlelight, 
hold you baby all through the night, 
and the love that i give to you 
will be cooking like your mama`s stew 
I say:
Hey all you people, 
(sorry?) 
my name is mr. smalls 
(I didn`t hear that!)
and some of the girls are saying 
I am the one with the greatest heart 
(the greatest what?) 
everywhere I go, no matter who show, 
(don`t try me)
I`m mr. smalls 

Give me some more 

I ain`t impressed, 
I ain`t getting undressed just yet, 
I`m saving my personal stash, 
for a male who can handle me with care, 
I don`t beat around the bush, 
cruise a little, wicked and slow, 
I can`t take none of that degenerate stuff, 
a little discretion can melt me like butter, 
and I`ll give you sweet love, 
`til you cry to your mother, 
we can wear out the backbone in my couch, 
you care where i am, what I`m about, 
I`m not about to change, more or less, 
I know what`s morally right for me, 
there are certain conditions you see 
Hey all you people, 
my name is mr. smalls, 
and some of the girls are saying I`m the one with the greatest heart, 
everywhere i go, 
no matter who I show, 
and I`m mr. smalls

Hey all you people, 
my name is mr. smalls, 
and some of the girls are saying I`m the one with the greatest heart, 
everywhere i go, 
no matter who I show, 
and I`m mr. smalls
(I`ve heard everything this is tops)

Hey Drew why is it you got to treat ladies like they were hanging off a meat
hook, that`s you problem man?
My problem, my problem is you got an attitude!
Yeah and you know what you leave us with...
what?
...feminine itch 
Ah that`s cool! I can dig that, you`re a bit*h baby! 
I ain`t gonna be your bit*h! 
You what???
I`m finished with you drew!
Ah come on baby...
Forget it you`re tired!
If you want to call your mama you can use my car phone!
Yeah, your car phone, I`ll phone Australia... I`ll phone Panama... I`m the
phone way down in Mississippi
That`s cool, I`ll pay the rent! Next week now baby, we can do this like,
Brutis...
I`m going on my own, see you later honey, later, much much much much much much
later. 
??? [Well I might give you a ring] 

where you from Gilly G 
Birmingham
Aaah! well that`s all right then
Let`s be friends, how many of us have them, Let`s be friends