Chef Chocolate Salty Balls (ps I Love You) Lyrics

Chocolate Salty Balls (ps I Love You) Lyrics

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 Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You)

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 Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites

 

 A half a stick of butter melted

 

 Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon

 

 Mix in a cup of flour, youll be in heaven soon

 

  

 

 Say everybody have you seen my balls

 

 Theyre big and salty and brown

 

 If you ever need a quick pick me up

 

 Just stick my balls in your mouth

 

  

 

 Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls

 

 Stick em in your mouth, and suck em

 

 Suck on my chocolate salted balls

 

 Theyre packed full of vitamins and good for you

 

 So suck on my balls

 

  

 

 Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy

 

 Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla

 

 Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick

 

 Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick

 

  

 

 Say everybody have you seen my balls

 

 Theyre big and salty and brown

 

 If you ever need a quick pick me up

 

 Just stick my balls in your mouth

 

  

 

 Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck em now)

 

 Put em in your mouth, and suck em

 

 Suck on my chocolate salted balls

 

 Theyre packed full of goodness, high in fiber

 

 Suck on my balls

 

  

 

 Hey, wait a minute, whats that smell

 

 Smell like something burning

 

 Well, that dont confront me now

 

 Long as I get my rent paid on Friday

 

 Baby you better get back in the kitchen

 

 Cause I got a sneakin?suspicion

 

 Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!

 

 Come, my balls on fire

 

 Have mercy baby, my balls are burning

 

 Give me some water, pour some water on me

 

 My balls are burning, oh my goodness

 

 Im blowin? Im blowin?them, do something

 

  

 

 Ooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck em now)

 

 Put em in your mouth and suck em, theyre on fire baby

 

 Suck on my chocolate salted balls (suck em now)

 

 Put em out baby, blow em

 

 Oh, suck on my balls baby, suck on my balls baby

 

 Suck on my red hot salted chocolate balls

 

 Come on baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls