A Country Boy Can Survive (y2k Version) Lyrics

A Country Boy Can Survive (y2k Version) lyrics

Computer man says it's the end of time
December 31st, 1999
People buying
up army surplus things
Afraid of what the new year will bring

I live
back in the woods, you see
Y2K don't mean a thing to me
I got a shotgun,
a rifle and a 4-wheel drive
A country boy can survive
Country folks can
survive

I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk
till dawn
Make our own whiskey and our own smoke too
Ain't too many things
these 'ol boys can't do (including Bocephus)
We grow good 'ol tomatoes and
homemade wine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can
survive

'Cause you can't starve us out
And you can't make us
run
We'll survive the new millennium
We say grace and we say ma'am
If
you ain't into that we don't give a damn

We came from the West Virginia
coal mines
And the Rocky Mountains and the western skies
If the bank
machines crash, we'll be just fine
'Cause a country boy can
survive
Country folks can survive

I had a good friend in New York
City
Never called me by my name, just Hillbilly
But he was killed by a
man with a switchblade knife
For 43 dollars my friend lost his
life

I'd like to spit some beech nuts in that dude's eye
And shoot
him with my ol' 45
Cause a country boy can survive
Country folks can
survive

'Cause you can't starve us out
And you can't make us
run
We'll survive the new millennium
We say grace and we say ma'am
If
you ain't into that we don't give a damn

We're from North Carolina and
South Alabam
And little towns all around this land
If the bank machines
crash, we'll be just fine
And a country boy can survive
Country folks can
survive
A country boy can survive
Country folks can survive

Any
year, any time