Cave Nick Stagger Lee Lyrics

Stagger Lee Lyrics

It was back in '32 when times were hard
He had a Colt .45 and a deck of
cards
Stagger Lee
He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat
Had a
'28 Ford, had payments on that
Stagger Lee
His woman threw him out in the
ice and the snow
And told him, "Never ever come back no more"
Stagger
Lee
So he walked though the rain an he walked through the mud
Till he
came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
Stagger Lee
He said, "Mr
Motherfucker, you know who I am"
And the barkeeper said, "No, I don't give a
good goddamn"
To Stagger Lee
He said, "Well bartender, it's plain to
see
I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
Mr. Stagger
Lee
Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
And I kick
motherfucking asses like you everyday"
Mr Stagger Lee
Well, those were
the last words that the barkeep said
'Cause Stag put four holes in his
motherfucking head
Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
Was
known to make more money than any bitch in town
She struts across the bar,
hitching up her skirt
Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
With
Stagger Lee
She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
Stag
said, "Well just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"
She said, "You
look like you ain't scored in quite a time.
Why not come to my pad?  It
won't cost you a dime"
Mr. Stagger Lee
"But there's something I have to
say before you begin
You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes
in,
Stagger Lee"
"I'll stay here till Billy Dilly comes in, till time
comes to pass
And furthermore I'll fuck Billy Dilly in his motherfucking
ass"
Said Stagger Lee
"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know
But I'll
crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"
Said Stagger
Lee
Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and said, "You must be
That bad
motherfucker called Stagger Lee"
Stagger Lee
"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and
you better get down on your knees
And suck my dick, because if you don't
you're sure to be dead"
Said Stagger Lee
Billy Dilly dropped down and
slobbered on his head
And Stag filled him full of lead
Oh yeah.