Polyps Lyrics

Polyps lyrics

An onset of polyps

Spurt from the rectum

Like a bouquet of red fingers

Painful, yet gorgeous



So, this is what you get for this life that you've led

Your blooming' tulips turning red



Pulsating

Pappular

Protuberance

Sessile villous adenoma



Deep inside we can see with colonoscopy

Stalactitical growths from hardened adipose

Formations of bags contain polypular tissue

Bursting open, causing anemia



Hystilogical tests reveal the presence of cancer

Could have been avoided, somebody made a big mistake

Substandard diet, consumption of meat led to this disease

Atypial polyps bringing you to your knees



Polypectomy

On total obstructing colorectal cancer

Merging tapeworms

Make their homes in the polyps



Blood, clots, hot enema, dead crotch, worms line the colon



Disgusting pig-worms in the polyps

Nutrients sucked - broken by solids

A flexible sigmoidoscopy

Revealing upper G.I. disease



Blood, clots, hot enema, dead crotch, worms in the polyps



Your colon shuts down

Rectus cavernosa

Finger-like polyps

Stalactyte deposits



Caved in, bleeding

Time for colostomy

Poopshoot re-route

To the side



Now a bag of excement

Is always stripped to your hip

Everyone knows it

And when you die, you'll be screaming -

Why me, Why me, Why me.



This could have been stopped

This could have been avoided

This is what you get for being alive



An onset of polyps

Spurt from the colostomy hole

This time with maggots

And hungry anal mites



So, this is what you get for this life that you've led

Better off dead.



Death by polyps.