Catherine Zeta Jones I Can`t Do It Alone Lyrics

I Can`t Do It Alone Lyrics

(announcer) Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelley in and act--of
desperation.



My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop. 

My sister and I were headed straight for the top. 

My sister and I earned a thou a week, at least-- oh yeah.

But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased.

I know it's sad, of course, but a fact is still a fact:

And now all that remains

is the remains

of a perfect double act.



(spoken) Watch this.Now you have to imagine it with two people-- it's swell
with two people.



First I'd--(music while she dances)

Then she'd--(music while she dances)

Then we'd--(music while she dances)

But I can't do it alone.



Then she'd--(music while she dances)

Then I'd--(music while she dances)

Then we'd--(music while she dances)

But I can't do it alone.



She'd say,"What's your sister like?"

I'd say "Man..."

She'd say "You're the cat's meow!"

Then we'd wow the crowd again

When she'd go--(music while she dances)

I'd go--(music while she dances)

We'd go--(music while she dances)

Then those ding-dong daddies started a roar!

Whistles, stomped, stamped on the floor,

yellin', screamin' begging for more--

And we'd say 'Ok fellas, keep your socks up, 

'cause you ain't seen nothin' yet."



But I simply cannot do it alone!

(spoken) So what do you think, huh?

Come on, you can say it...

(Roxie blows raspberry)

(spoken) I know you're right, the first part's s**t,

but the second part--the second part is really nifty! 

(sighs) Ok,



She'd go--(music while she dances)

I'd go--(music while she dances)

We'd go--(music while she dances)



And then those two-bit Johnnys dug in the ground

to cheer the best attraction in town.

[They] Nearly tore the balcony down!!

And we'd say "OK fellas, we're going home, but before we go,

here's a few more pardon shots!"

And this, this we did in perfect unison!--(music while she dances)



You see me goin' through it,

You may think there's nothin' to it,

But I simply cannot do it alone!