Cassidy Problem (skit) Lyrics

Problem (skit) Lyrics

[Bell rings, door opens]...



 [Arab man singing ???]





 [Cassidy]

 Aye yo my man,

 my man



 [Arab man]

 1 second, 1 second,

 dis is my part, my part it is

 1 sec ( continues to sing)





 [Cassidy]

 yo come on man,

 im runnin'late man,



 [Arab man]

 why you bein' disrespectful,

 you come in my store,

 you don't ring my bell,

 ([cassidy :] dog,dog,dog)

 you don't wipe your feet on they carpet, 

 what the fuck,

 mine,see my rug, rub



 [Cassidy]

 fall back, fall back

 i need a chicken cheesesteak



 [Arab man]

 i don't have a chicken n' cheese ([Cassidy :] dog)

 number 1 through 5,

 want the combo,

 what do you want, 

 da special or combo?



 [ Cassidy]

 i don't know what number it is man,

 chicken cheesesteak.([ Arab man :] i have 1,2,3)

 chicken cheesesteak man !,

 salt,pepper,ketchup,mayonaise

 n' fried onions.

 ([Arab man :] i don't have mm-eggs and da)

 throw some cheesefries in there too man



 [ Arab man screaming indistingly in gibberish]

 1 second. (continues singing)



 [Cassidy]

 HURRY UP !!



 [ Arab:] i'm done as quick as this.



 [Cassidy :] Tha fuck i this ?!?



 [ Arab :] that's my special philly cheesesteak for the philly man



 [ Cassidy :] dog this ain't no philly cheesesteak,

 you aint even from philly man.



 [Arab :] WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM , im from here!!



 [ Cassidy :] nigga im from philly nigga, where the fuck are you from?!?



 [Arab :] AYE-YE-YE-YE-YE



 [ Cassidy:] Romkell pike nigga



 [Arab :] nigga i got pipes too , da fuck



 [Cassidy :] fuck is this shit ?!?



 [Arab :] i'm from philly, so if you don't like it then go home , 

 thats where my steaks is from .



 [ Cassidy :] what the fuck is wrong with you man ?!



 [ Arab :] next time jus take it easy,

 n' order da combo.



 [ Cassidy :] nigga fuck you and ya combo !!  



 [ Door slams]