Cartoon Network My Best Friend Plank Lyrics

My Best Friend Plank Lyrics

I'm never bored when I'm with you

We're pals, we're buddies through and through

I wish I knew what to buy for you 

On your birthday



Our friendship goes against the grain

I've seen you swell up in the rain

I saw you - didn't see your pain

Was it termites



It's never hard to talk to you

Though you stump me with your silence

I feel so naughty pining here

For your happy face's guidance



My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank



Sitting there so silently 

What could you be thinking

You're not saying; I won't axe

Is that sealant that you're drinking



Man, you're hammered! Nailed you, pal

Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper

I knew that we'd be best friends for life

When I saved you from that chipper



My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank



Ooo, Plank 

Count the rings, count the rings 

Ooo, Plank 

Count the rings



I'd walk you on the seven seas

But sawdust always makes me wheeze

I met your mom and dad the trees

But please don't get Dutch elm disease



My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

My best friend Plank

You're my best friend, Plank