Carolines Spine So Good Afternoon Lyrics

So Good Afternoon Lyrics

I think I'll try my luck at Flo and Normandie
          and have some dude beat the living crap out of me
          he haunts me, he taunted me
          and I just found out he's been set free.
          So I'll go and tell my girlfriend I think she's ugly
          we've had a few kids and she's getting kinds pudgy
          I'll tease her, I'll please her,
          then I'm gonna leave her
          and I'll go and find me a new girl until she bugs me.
          Because they know I want you, know I need you,
          no I won't go a day without you
          and only you can know what you're doing to me
          ...so good afternoon.
          I think I'll go and take my snake down for animal testing
          where they lay me down and inject me while I'm resting.
          They starve me, carve me, stitch me up,
          and when I wake up with cancer - they give me their blessing.
          You and I, we shine and feel you coming down my way
          ...so good afternoon.
          I like to get laid so I became a musician
          and I'm an expert in humanity by my own admission -
          I'm kind, I'm signed, I'm a legend in my own mind
          and I'll tell you I'm god herself if you promise to listen
          ...you promised.