Carly Simon Big Dumb Guy Lyrics

Big Dumb Guy Lyrics

So many tech-heads, recent invasion

I stretch out my long legs

And I kick away the mouse pad, baby



Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say

He promise a freebee

But he's such a pokey little guy

Wait, I hear big footsteps



Thud, thumping out of the past

That big dumb guy is here at last

That big dumb guy is here at last



Cyberman lights up but mostly he floppy

Computer man crashes

He's so humpty dumpty, baby



Now, he tries this experiment

Though he knows it's so low-tech

He tries patting his forehead

While he's rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby



But he can't do it, can he?

No, no, he can't do that at all

But wait, I hear big footsteps



Thud, thumbing out of the past

Sure enough, that big dumb guy is here at last

That big dumb guy is here at last, big papa bear



Maybe you can remember

It wasn't that long ago

When you dialed a number

You got a living, breathing human being

On the telephone



Don't want nothing to do

But just study the skin on your face

I want to look up at the sky

And watch the sunset with someone like you



Wait, I hear big footsteps

Thud, thumbing out of the past

That big dumb guy is here at last

That big dumb guy is here at last

That big dumb guy is here, he's here



In fact, he's brought his

Big raccoon coat with him

And he doesn't even know it's

Politically incorrect



That big dumb guy is here at last

I see him now walking toward me

Let's get it on with your big bad self



Get it on, babe, get it on, babe

Get it on, babe, get it on, babe

That big dumb guy is here at last

Big, big, big, big, big, big dumb guy



Oh, ha, smartest guy, I ever knew, yeah

Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me

Kiss me, kiss me, now, it feels so good



I don't want to have to go into

Those chat rooms anymore

I don't want to see that pinwheel go 'round



And around and around

Every time I try to open any window

Hold me, you big dumb guy, you smart guy