Caravan Golf Girl Lyrics

Golf Girl Lyrics

Standing on a golf course 
Dressed in P.V.C. 
I chanced upon a Golf Girl 
Selling cups of tea 
She asked me did I want one 
Asked me with a grin 
For three pence you can buy one 
Full right to the brim 
 
So of course I had to have one 
In fact I ordered three 
So I could watch the Golf Girl 
Could see she fancied me 
And later on the golf course 
After drinking tea 
It started raining golf balls 
And she protected me 
 
Her name was Pat 
And we sat under a tree 
She kissed me 
We go for walks 
In fine weather 
All together 
On the golf course 
We talk in morse